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February 11th, 2010:

All-you-can-drink beer [photo]

I came across this poster in a bar bathroom in DC.

I suppose “all you care to drink” is wimpy legal speak for “all you can drink.” But either way, $25 for unlimited beer, appetizers and a nacho bar sounds like a pretty good deal to me. And I’m sure it’s a deal you’d never find in Europe.

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God Bless America!

Rules for Snowpocalypse

I’ve spent the last week trapped in DC by a series of snowstorms. Two of my busses have been canceled, but I’m holding out hope that I’ll be able to catch the 10 PM Northeast Regional back to New York tonight.  Spending six days foraging for food and drinking a healthy quantity of PBR helped inspire the following rules for snowpocalypse.

1: Umbrellas are for the rain. They’ll do you no good in the snow and just serve to hit other pedestrians in the face.

2: If the street is covered with snow, it is OK to walk on it.

3: If you’re in a car, you’re waiting. The pedestrians in your way have wet feet and are cold, you at least have heat.

4: When there is little more than a one-person path through the snow, it is the responsibility of the person with more robust footwear to giveaway to those coming from the other direction.

5: Snowpants are for skiing, not the bar. Just because there is some white stuff on the ground doesn’t mean you get to dress like a fool.

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