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January 12th, 2010:

I am (cave)man, hear me roar! [with video]

The New York Times had a great fake trend story over the weekend about the emergence of something they call the “caveman lifestyle.” According to the Times, practitioners of this “lifestyle,” which involves eating lots of meat and running about Central Park on all fours, seek to emulate the slim build of cavemen by, well, behaving like them.

I’m not sure about scurrying around the underbrush of Central Park, but in a city where every other restaurant is serving up locally grown, fair trade, gluten-free, kosher soy salads, it is hard not to find the meat-based diet of the caveman enticing.

Of course, for those of you who don’t want to purchase a chest freezer in which to store freshly killed meat like the weirdos interviewed in the Times story, there is always the high-protein, macho lifestyle promoted in Burger King’s Texas Double Whopper ads.

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